Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Gus and I are cheating on each other for each other. But it's okay. We fixed it.
(The cut version of the conversation anyway. Cut to keep it PG. MSN conversation.)
(Gus): pink monkeys dancing in their underwear are cool
(Gus): *dances like a pink monkey*
(Gus): *strips*
(me): uh..........
(Me): Strips as a pink monkey?
(Gus): yes
(Me): ...I want all monkeys in full dress.
(me): I'm gonna go
Gus): why're you going?
(Me): I've run out of things to do on the internet.
(Gus): i guess im not good enough
(Me): Yeah. It's because i've cheated on you...for this guy named Gus.
(Gus): that bastard
(gus): its ok
(Gus): i cheated on you too
(Gus): with this girl named sofia
(Gus): i think shes gus's girlfriend actually
(Gus): she said gus was cheating on her and wanted to get him back
(Me): *sigh* You realize this means I can't kiss you until next tuesday?
(Gus): but you'll be kissing gus
(Gus): and i have sofia
(me): No, but he's cheating on me for his girlfriend!
(Me): *sigh* I feel so alone.
(Gus): me too
(Gus): ...will you go out with me?
(Me): sure!
(Gus):cool
(Me): solves that problem
(The cut version of the conversation anyway. Cut to keep it PG. MSN conversation.)
(Gus): pink monkeys dancing in their underwear are cool
(Gus): *dances like a pink monkey*
(Gus): *strips*
(me): uh..........
(Me): Strips as a pink monkey?
(Gus): yes
(Me): ...I want all monkeys in full dress.
(me): I'm gonna go
Gus): why're you going?
(Me): I've run out of things to do on the internet.
(Gus): i guess im not good enough
(Me): Yeah. It's because i've cheated on you...for this guy named Gus.
(Gus): that bastard
(gus): its ok
(Gus): i cheated on you too
(Gus): with this girl named sofia
(Gus): i think shes gus's girlfriend actually
(Gus): she said gus was cheating on her and wanted to get him back
(Me): *sigh* You realize this means I can't kiss you until next tuesday?
(Gus): but you'll be kissing gus
(Gus): and i have sofia
(me): No, but he's cheating on me for his girlfriend!
(Me): *sigh* I feel so alone.
(Gus): me too
(Gus): ...will you go out with me?
(Me): sure!
(Gus):cool
(Me): solves that problem
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